EST. 1920 · REGULATED BY NO ONE
The Only Honest Ponzi in Crypto.
Every token is a Ponzi. We're just the first one with the integrity to put it in the name. Returns guaranteed* (*by whoever buys after you.)
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FULL DISCLOSURE
Ponzinomics.
The numbers are fabricated. The structure, however, is load-bearing.
TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000 $PONSI
A nice round lie.
TAX
0 / 0
We take everything later instead.
LIQUIDITY
Locked*
*We lost the key on purpose.
AUDIT
Audited
By our cousin Steve.
PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGY
Our algorithm is transparent. That's the problem.
Other institutions bury their methodology under four hundred pages of prospectus. Ours fits in twenty-one lines of Python, has been reviewed by zero auditors, and has never once failed to move money from the bottom of the pyramid to the top. That is not a flaw in the machine. That is the machine.
# PonsiScheme proprietary yield engine
# Patent pending. Morals not included.
class PonziEngine:
def __init__(self):
self.investors = []
self.promises = float("inf")
def generate_yield(self):
# Revolutionary DeFi strategy:
return self.investors[-1].money
def pay_early_investors(self):
while self.new_money_flowing():
self.redistribute(source="the next guy")
def exit_strategy(self):
raise NotImplementedError("For you, not for us.")
engine = PonziEngine()
engine.run(forever=False) # obviously
FORWARD GUIDANCE
The Pyramid Plan.
A roadmap with four phases and one destination. The destination is not for you.
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PHASE I
You Buy
The foundation of every great scheme: your money.
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PHASE II
Others Buy
We call this “community”. Lawyers call it “evidence”.
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PHASE III
???
Even we don't know. That's the decentralization.
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PHASE IV
Exit
Someone exits with everything. Statistically, not you.
TESTIMONIALS
Our victims love us.
Unsolicited praise from every level of the structure.
“Finally, a scheme with the transparency I never had.”
“I knew it was a Ponzi. I bought anyway. This is financial advice for no one.”
“I wish I'd bought earlier so I could be the one dumping on me.”
CLIENT ONBOARDING
How to Buy $PONSI.
Three steps stand between you and the base of the pyramid.
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Get a wallet
Your money needs somewhere to leave from.
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Fund it
Only invest what you can afford to donate.
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Buy $PONSI
Congratulations. You are now the yield.
Buy $PONSICA{{CONTRACT_ADDRESS}}
INVESTOR RELATIONS
Frequently Avoided Questions.
Is this a Ponzi scheme?
Yes. Next question.
Where does the yield come from?
You. Have you not been reading?
Is my investment safe?
Your investment is exactly as safe as the person who buys after you is foolish.
Wen moon?
The moon is a metaphor. So is your portfolio.